Score: 3

"Noble concept, but broken to hell."

submission: Super Smash Flash

date: August 22, 2006

Ok, I have a few problems with this game. it's not like I don't like the concept of a fan based Smash bros game, but honestly, playing this game long enough makes me froth for SSBB even more. first, I should menchon that I hate the controls. it feels really awkward to me Button-mapping, or if possible, Controller support woulda been a plus. also, I feel the characters are really broken, in both balance and the one-button attack mechanism. for example, I found it easy to cheeze my way though with mario's Fireball, but I ended up frustrated over the Kirby/Metaknight switch attack, espessially during the third stage in adventure, a bunch of whatever-they-ares surrounding me, and both Kirby's transform move and my discomfort to the controls practically forced me to close the window. The girl narrator is ok, but it just doesn't compare to the big booming voice of god in the console games. I can go on and on. I will say this again though, it is a good concept, a great game idea. a lot more polish woulda made a fan game shine into internet immortality. Snakes on a Plane - the video game.

Score: 9

"This makes me happy."

submission: Seinfeld II

date: April 17, 2003

You are the most wonderful entertainer this side of the universe. You make the world a better place. Now, to stab my head with a hot iron while I make use of my Tory Spelling CDs in the bathroom.

Score: 9

"Very good."

submission: Mr. Bunny Magic Tricks #2

date: February 23, 2003

this is a great little character. a Magician Bunny. my problem is that the rabbit's clothes are too dark, with the black background. only when the stuff flashes, will I be able to gaze opon the bunny's threads. the overall "trick" was entertaining, althou, IMO, needed more substance.