Score: 3

"Noble concept, but broken to hell."

submission: Super Smash Flash

date: August 22, 2006

Ok, I have a few problems with this game. it's not like I don't like the concept of a fan based Smash bros game, but honestly, playing this game long enough makes me froth for SSBB even more. first, I should menchon that I hate the controls. it feels really awkward to me Button-mapping, or if possible, Controller support woulda been a plus. also, I feel the characters are really broken, in both balance and the one-button attack mechanism. for example, I found it easy to cheeze my way though with mario's Fireball, but I ended up frustrated over the Kirby/Metaknight switch attack, espessially during the third stage in adventure, a bunch of whatever-they-ares surrounding me, and both Kirby's transform move and my discomfort to the controls practically forced me to close the window. The girl narrator is ok, but it just doesn't compare to the big booming voice of god in the console games. I can go on and on. I will say this again though, it is a good concept, a great game idea. a lot more polish woulda made a fan game shine into internet immortality. Snakes on a Plane - the video game.

Score: 9

"This makes me happy."

submission: Seinfeld II

date: April 17, 2003

You are the most wonderful entertainer this side of the universe. You make the world a better place. Now, to stab my head with a hot iron while I make use of my Tory Spelling CDs in the bathroom.

Score: 9

"Very good."

submission: Mr. Bunny Magic Tricks #2

date: February 23, 2003

this is a great little character. a Magician Bunny. my problem is that the rabbit's clothes are too dark, with the black background. only when the stuff flashes, will I be able to gaze opon the bunny's threads. the overall "trick" was entertaining, althou, IMO, needed more substance.

Score: 10

"Hello."

submission: Pool Club 10 Shot Ver. 2

date: February 17, 2003

And... Goodbye!

(Thus, quotes the Earthbound Warpmen)

Score: 4

"Well, What can I say?"

submission: Killing Vegeta RPG III

date: January 31, 2003

I seriously think that you must work harder before submitting incomplete works. I understand that you like Motivation and ideas and whatnot, so Here's what I can help you come up with.

Number 1: make the game more interactive. "Only the Warehouse works" but you can't enter it, and you can't pick up shit. In my opinion, it's nothing.

Number 2: The Main character looks cool, but one thing I can't seem to overlook is the fact that he has no arms. What's his name, Mr. Stubby?

Number 3: the Music is nice. Change nothing.

That's all I can think off. Work on this shit, and then submit.

Score: 7

"..."

submission: Kill Nelly

date: January 27, 2003

That was so awful, that I cracked up laughing at this. It's ... just bad.

Score: 2

"It blows."

submission: Kill Mario Interactive

date: January 26, 2003

But what I did like is how you drew Mario. Very shifty looking bastard. he must die.

Score: 9

"Gotta love da Pube Mupet."

submission: Pube Mupet Buys Dinner

date: January 22, 2003

Pube Mupet.

Score: 10

"vert damn Nice."

submission: Voter Smash V1.0

date: January 20, 2003

Oh, do I love to beat on da nerds wo think they're hot stuff. I have a couple ideas:

Make something happen if you click on their ears. Also, I would love to see someone die by the hands of a frosen fish. Gawd, have you ever been smack by one of them? it hurts like crazy. Oh, yeah. Add some kung fu frozen fish action, and then I can put this on my favorites. what you already got is pretty nice.

Score: 10

"Damn, i love the song!"

submission: Who is mr.Putin?

date: January 18, 2003

But the flash... Eh, I understand the joke if you use Bush's Head to compare monkeys... Maybe it's a Russian thing. But I just haveta Find that song! What's it called?